*Waits for notes to flood in*
2. When you take your dog for a walk and you're a responsible poop scoopin' citizen
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'doggy bag'.
3. When your Domino's delivery arrives and they forgot the dipping sauce
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THE CRUSTS NOW?!
4. When the driver realizes they're still in his bag and brings them back to you
Oh there is a God!
5. When your flatmate's boyfriend forgets to lock the bathroom door
NOW I know what she sees in you…
6. When Friday night finally arrives
Or should we say FriYAY?
7. When everyone loves the club, but you're already thinking about the Uber home
And the bedtime snacks. Oh the snacks.
8. When the group chat's raving about how it was the BEST. NIGHT. EVER.
Distinctly average springs to mind.
9. When someone on the group chat asks when you left
Right around the time y'all were on your third round of Jägerbombs.
10. When you're trying to keep it casual, but you caught feelings
11. When you just DGAF anymore